Song Parodies -> Jacko
"Amber" Based on the performance by 311
"Jacko" Parody by Bad Puppy
a few top secret memoirs from a certain michael jackson, which i felt were necessary to express in a song to reveal to you, the respected reader
just born
really realistic kid porn
unzip and i show you something
don't tell this to mom
i had to put it in your bum
inside goes my

dong
semen in a kid is so satisfying
blow
drips of cum shining in your teeth
i think i got it in your ear (whoa)
climb in my bed, please don't fear
and please don't go

home
if you tell your mother, i will have to flee
court
if i'm convicted, i'll dance on SUVs

[instrumental break]

some people think i'm gay
some folks think i'm a girl anyway
yeah, up and down you and i will bounce
if you were not nine,
it'd be legal easily
your 'rents brought me to trial

"oh,
mj fondles children while they're asleep"
oh,
when mj is in bed there will be stains on sheets

your anal holes are stretched apart, so easy
still you whine 'cause of scars
from my smokestack

show, in court, the tapes from my private dorm
blow, i have some cum congestion
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