Song Parodies -> Skanky Cooter's Ploy
"Yankee Doodle Boy" Based on the performance by Billy Murray
"Skanky Cooter's Ploy" Parody by OTB Most of you will be familiar with the chorus of the original on which this is based. If you're not familiar with the whole song, go look it it up.
The internet is a strange place:
She's a hit with all the randy
She's the wanker's noodle candy Her ad's a sham A bunco scam She's an on-line skanky cutie Claim to fame's her shameless booty Lust to twist your noodle's id, your pride is getting bony She loves the wishin' in your frisky brain You long to see her twirl her clefted hiney Your taint's aslosh She's so swanky and posh Oh, hey can't you see Ev'rything about her skanky ad is phony Try the skanky cooter's panties A stanky slew that you can buy A real collection of her underpants Worn since the Fourth of July She's such a skanky bootied e-tart Dealing panties you'll enjoy Skanky cooter's fame is undies, lust supplied to bonies Sly is the skanky cooter's ploy Father claimed he'd never buy 'em Mother shamed the man who'd try 'em Rank, blue and lewd Dread sight eschewed Father shunned this skanky harlot When the Spandex worn was scarlet He skipped on this floozy's porn to opt for matrimony My mother's mother was so frankly stewed My father's father was just cranked on brew That hoe is scum With a stanky old bum Oh, say can't you see Ev'rything about her lingerie is phony Why the skanky cooter's panties That stanky slew is suicide A real infection on her underpants Borne on the warts that reside She's such a skanky bootied retard Dealing rankness to your boys Stanky cooties stain her undies, crustify your bony Wry is the skanky cooter's ploy Your Vote Counts
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