Song Parodies -> My Sista's Gone Crazy
"My Dad's Gone Crazy" Based on the performance by Marshall Mathers
"My Sista's Gone Crazy" Parody by Clear This a silly female version of the song. I thought it'd be fun to write a parody of MM's song. I tried not to use any original lyrics as well as censor all curse words and limit obscenities.
Sister's Gone Crazy
[Clear Snortin a crushed Antihistamine] [TV Presenter:] Hello Ladies and Gentleman. Today we're gonna talk about sister and sister relationships. Do you have a sister? I bet you're both naughty [changed lyric]. Who's your daddy? [Sis] Sis, what're you doing? Clear: Hahahaha. Nothing! Sis: You're looking at porn! Me: Gtfo! [Door slams] Me: B(eep)! Everybody on the web, listen up! I'm goin to hell, who wants to drink spiked koolaid with me? [Sis text complaint to friend] My sisters crazy. [Me about my Night elf] There's no mountain Clear can't climb. There's no castle too high, No hunk that i can't learn how to ride. What do i gotta do to get through to you all, to show you There ain't nothing i can't take this fake sword to. F---in' brain's breasts, and lips I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickle dipped and bronzed in a glass jar. Inside of a NYC mall, with my autograph framed photo, big wig with Lady Gaga's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, i been lying my ass off All this time, me and my cat been kissing with lights off [Cat] Meow! So tell Michelle and her husband to back off Before i push this (beep beep!) button and blast off And launch one of these Iranians, and that's all Blow every f(beep)ing rag-head, on the map off When will it stop? When will these libs knock the crap off? Sis, tell 'em! [sis ]No Way! My sister's lost it Chorus: There's nothin' to say or do that will change me, I can't stay I think my sisters gone crazy! A little help from God won't do much, you tell em' sis. My sis has gone crazy! Theres nothin' Jesus could do or say that could ever change things My sisters gone crazy. There's no one on earth that can help me, not even sis Think my sisters gone crazy! It's like my mother always told me [Imitates Mom] gramma grampa cousins farm aunt uncle garden really hot guy blah blah blah and my issues and you, you need new meds If you don't stop it, i hope you're locked up...uh..Fack that crap, dog, eat a (bleeping) (beep) Go on a diet, run on a (beep)ing treadmill, and stfu about the mill (beeping) (beep) I'd rather put out a mother(beep)ing cape and dress as the female batmans. I'd rather dress as a (beep)y, eat my own (beep)y And have a mustache glued to my face with a fake (beep) surgically added onto my lap Then quit bringin my blows, quit giving me ammo Can't you see why i'm sucha meanie? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my m.o. I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie [moan sound] Catch an a-hole by his toe, ah man i don't know no mo Am i the only facking b(eep) who's normal any mo? [sis] Clear! My songs can make you high five, take you on a ride, And at the same time, make you dry your eyes while wanting to touch my thighs See what you're seeing is mistress genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to make mistakes at first, Cuz this is just a parody and when i speak, it's inspired by a man who'd sired a cute little smart girl I'd slit my (beep)ing wrists before id ever cut my tongue I'd slice my chest, get struck by a f(beep)ing semi twice at once And die and come back as Kate's daughter (beep)ing drinking and smoking crap at pubs, And left out of everyone's will, while the commoners laugh about it Like when a thug puts out a rap record comes on More pain inside of my (beep)y, than the eyeballs of a man trapped inside of a wall Inside the new World Trade, standin' on gramma's grave, Screaming at God, till crowds gather as Clear Clyde and her little Sister And thats pretty much the gist of it, my Parents are pissed, but kids will love it Like Nine millimeters stashed at the theaters, in Colo-whatever noone needs them, just claws I don't blame you, i wouldn't let any babies listen to me neither Chorus Cray-zy [Anonymous Hot guy]You're funny baby! Was it silly enough for you? If this is edited then thats fine as long as the meat of it is still intact.
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