Song Parodies -> Gay Bar Riot
"Zoot Suit Riot" Based on the performance by Cherry Poppin' Daddies
"Gay Bar Riot" Parody by ace@bigaceandbravo.com
Not that there's anything WRONG with it per say...
"Who's that lispin' down on his knees
It's a sailor, he's eager to please
With a big cock in each hand
Because he don't like the hairy clam

This cat may be gay
Yeah, that don't mean he ain't tough
You'd best stay away
Unless you're a stud who's buff

Gay bar riot
Suck off a couple of queers
Gay bar riot
Stick a big schlong in his rear

Gay bar riot
Suck off a couple of queers
Gay bar riot
He'll cram his ass full of bottles of beer
Blow fatty

A horned-up queen he loves brown eye, man
Loves to look at a big guy's can
Listen to me and you'll understand
For a stud his asshole expands

With fat cocks he plays
Yeah, until they shoot their stuff
You'd better run away
Unless you share his hate for muff

Gay bar riot
Suck off a couple of queers
Gay bar riot
How many cocks can he fit up there?

You're in a gay bar riot
You're in a gay bar riot
You're in a gay bar riot

(Scatting- no pun intended...)

Oh, I hope that you're not gay
Yeah, because boy if you are
He may take you away
And rip your ass apart

Gay bar riot
Suck of a couple of queers
Gay bar riot
You're goin' home with real sore rear

Gay bar riot
Suck of a couple of queers
Gay bar riot
I pray you don't bend over, my dear

You're in a gay bar riot
You're in a gay bar riot
You're in a gay bar riot



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mike - July 14, 2013 - Report this comment
yes
MIKE - April 23, 2022 - Report this comment
AND DON'T FORGET TO SUPERSIZE THAT
MIKE - October 07, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - January 27, 2023 - Report this comment
BYE ROOM
mike - July 22, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
gotta gotta gotta la vi thank you very much
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