Song Parodies -> Don't Stand So Close To Me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" Based on the performance by Sting
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" Parody by Patricia Stoeckley Being in management is not all glitz and glamour. Sometimes you have to deal with some very basic issues with your supposedly adult employees.
Big man with bad hygene emitting toxic fumes
Drives half-dressed men shrieking out of the locker room. He seems unaware of just how badly he smells. A stench you'd encounter down in the bowels of Hell. Folks fear to approach him; rumor is he's quite nuts. His own boss won't coach him. He doesn't have the guts. Seems I've elected to have a talk with him. Will it be effective? Chances are pretty slim. Don't stand, Don't stand so, Don't stand so close to me! (Repeat) We go to my office to have a heart to heart. His reek's so intense that my eyes begin to smart. Room's reeling, paint's peeling, I start to gag and cough. Afraid I've hurt his feelings, or worse yet pissed him off. (Chorus) Your Vote Counts
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