Steamer, you know I blew a steamer
I saw you put your hands to your nose, oh no
I said "Steamer, I think I cut a steamer"
I saw your hands over your nose, oh no
You said "Oh, what a stink, a stench, a stank it is"
You know, well you know you had it comin' to you
Now there's not a lot I can do
Steamer, a stinky little steamer
So now you've put your nose in your hands, oh no

I said "Oh, what a stink, a stench, a stank it is"
You know, well you know you had it comin' to you
Now there's not a lot I can do

Get over it someday

If I could pass something
You can pass anything you want boy
If I could offend someone
I could offend anyone, flatulent boy
Well if I could sneak something
You can smell something
If I could pass something
You could smell something out of this world

Take a whiff on a Sunday
Take a whiff on a holiday
Take a whiff of my steamer
Steam, steam, steam, steam, steam, steam, steam, steam along

Steamer, steamer, steam along
Come on and steam, steam along ( Steam along )
Come on and steam, steam along
Come on and steam, steam along
Steamer ( Come on and steam, steam along ), you know I blew a steamer (Come on and steam, steam along )
I saw your hands over your nose, oh no ( Come on, come on )
I said steamer ( Come on and steam, steam along ), I think I cut a steamer ( Come on and steam, steam along )
I saw you put your hands to your nose ( Come on, come on ), oh no,
oh no