Song Parodies -> I Woke Up With Wood
"Woke Up With Wood" Based on the performance by ZZ Top
"I Woke Up With Wood" Parody by Brian
Heard this song off of ZZ Top's album "Afterburner", and thought that an x-rated parody might just fit this. This is my first parody submission so here goes...
When I woke up this mornin'
I was feelin' really good
When I looked down, well there she was
Just a playin' on my pile of wood
Suckin' on it some
Fuckin' on it some
Well I...I woke up with wood

I was laying there thinkin' 'bout basketball
Tryin' not to lose my mind
Then it started to swell, and I let out a yell
When she grabbed me from behind
Strokin' on it some
Strokin' with it some
Well I...I woke up with wood...Yeah!

Well I rolled over on top of her
Made love to her like I should
When we got done, there it stood
A massive pile of wood
Playin' with it some
Strokin' on it some, yeah
Well I...I woke up with wood



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