Song Parodies -> Tender Lays
"Yesterday" Based on the performance by Beatles
"Tender Lays" Parody by Alteregos
Tender Lays? Too much trouble, that would be a waste
Howl and fuck her hard, cum on her face
Though I don't see that that's debased

Shud'ringly, I am ramming deep inside of thee
Yeah, a madman banging hard, you see
Those tender lays are not for me

Cry, ye have to know, I will blow, 'cos this I say
Sobbing turns me on, 'buttered bun' would be okay

Power play, damn, my hockey stick feels large today
Wow's the only word that fits it, hey?
And soon you'll see the milky way

There's no going slow, I'm gung ho, for your puss-ay
I have such a schlong, it's prolonged, I plug away

Grind away, cunt is soaked 'cos of our game today
Now my seed is placed, I cry "Ole"
And I don't need no tender lays
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