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Song Parodies -> The Vaseline Song
"Fireflies" Based on the performance by Owl City
"The Vaseline Song" Parody by Professor Incubus After hearing the original song (which is such an annoying pop song, I might add) at work, I had to write a parody of it. I usually submit to AmIRight, but with the subject matter that this parody has, I had to submit it here.
The Vaseline Song
Mom could not believe her eyes She walked in and to her surprise She saw me naked with vaseline I was smearing it everywhere Some of it was in my hair Her face turned white as she stood and stared I masturbate with vaseline I love to jerk off, slowly It's hard to say just why I always do this constantly I guess it's cause I'm always so horny I give it a thousand tugs Everytime I pull my pud Gleaming the tube that is in my pants Some kleenex above my head The love sock beneath my bed It's obvious, given what's been said, said, said... I lubricate my love monkey I love to jerk off, slowly It's hard to say just why I always do this constantly I guess it's cause I'm always so horny (I use vaseline) Why was my door open just a crack (Please take her away from here) Mom just walked in and she saw me jack (Please take her away from here) Why do I aspire to free willy? (Please take her away from here) I guess I'm too horny to fall asleep (Ahhhhhh!!) It's been nearly a thousand times I've stroked what's between my thighs They say I'm wrong, but I say oh well (Said oh well) I know that it will be real hard Petrolium's not that far I head to the bathroom to get that jar, jar, jar, jar I spank the monkey, constantly I love to jerk off, slowly It's hard to say just why I always do this constantly I guess it's cause I'm always so horny (I use vaseline) (I use vaseline) I give my junk a little squeeze I love to jerk off, slowly It's hard to say just why I always do this constantly I guess it's cause I'm always so horny (I use vaseline) (I use vaseline) After hearing this parody, whenever you hear the original song on the radio, you will most likely think of Vaseline. lol!
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Thanks SO much for devastating this truly horrible song that is beyond gay! Great work. I had an idea for it about a gay dude that would go, "You'd know I was into guys if I could unzip their flies....."
I actually have an internet radio show of my own that broadcasts every Saturday from 3:55pm to 6pm EST on www.dementiaradio.org and I premiered The Vaseline Song on my show last weekend and my mom listened to the entire show and she really got a kick out of it! The first hour of my show features demented stuff and the second hour features non-demented music. Tune in and join the fun!
BTW, we listen to annoying songs like this all day at work. The music really sucks. I was thinking of doing a parody of Hey Soul Sister by Train and calling it Hey Pole Fister (you're gonna get a blister). lol
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