Song Parodies -> I Have A Wife That Never Puts Out
"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" Based on the performance by The Smiths
"I Have A Wife That Never Puts Out" Parody by IdLikeToBeAnonymous
Bitch, put out tonight
'Cause to have sex with you is why i made you my wife. We don't get very far, she never, ever plays with my bone, it's like i haven't got one, any more Bitch, put out, tonight 'Cause to have sex with you is why I made you my wife. We don't get very far, All she does is talk on the phone, So I stroke my bone, I whack my bone, 'til I can't cum no more. And when she fills me full of lust, I'll jerk off in her face and bust a nut in her eye, and make that bitch cry, and with a little bit of luck, we'll finally get to fuck, I'll still cum in her eye, and make that bitch cry Bitch, put out, tonight Oh, fuck me anywhere, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care In the tightness of her ass, I thought, Oh God, my chance to cum at last, but then a strange queer grabbed me and stuck his cock in my ass. Bitch, put out, tonight, Oh, fuck me anywhere, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care We don't get very far, she never, ever plays with my bone, Like I don't gotta bone, like i don't got one And when she fills me full of lust, I'll jerk off in her face and bust a nut in her eye, and make that bitch cry, and with a little bit of luck, we'll finally get to fuck, I'll still cum in her eye, and make that cold cunt cry I have a wife and she never puts out (repeat several times) Your Vote Counts
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