Oh she won't get hostile, she won't put up a fight
And she will always be there when I can't sleep at night
And she always reveals just what I want to see
Last week they delivered an inflatable woman to me

Plastic's what she's made of, she can help to relieve me
She could pop and go poof but she never will leave me
And she has orifices, ah yes there are three
No we can not conceive, my inflatable woman and me

Oooh, when I'm all by myself
I just blow her right up, it doesn't take much time
Oooooh, Now I don't go without, I just blow some air in
And it's her hand in mine

And she'll make squeaky noise if her air plug is leakin'
And she won't interrupt me whenever I'm speakin'
And she won't spend my cash on some big shopping spree
Now I'm not by myself, an inflatable woman's with me

Hmmmmmm Mmmmmm Hmmmmm Mmmmmm

Oooh, she gets stored on a shelf
And she doesn't have wants, and she's always all mine
Oooooh, I can let her air out, and she has vinyl skin
But she can't bump and grind

She will help me unwind and she won't try to rule
And she can catch no diseases, she'll float in the pool
And she can be deflated, she came C.O.D.
And I bought her brand new with some lubricant too
that inflatable woman with me

Hmmmmmm Mmmmmm Hmmmmm Mmmmmm