NEW YEARS EVE WOMEN #9 AND 69

Wellllll they'llllll stone you when you're rockin' in the yard
They'll stone you if your baby makes it hard
" If you make out by the creek
" when your knees are already weak
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned!

They'll stone you when you're using some restraint
When you're scorin in the paint
when you're rollin on the ceilin
when you're feelin so appealin'
But I would…

They'll stone you for playin with your food
When you're in a tantric mood
When you're pointin like a retriever
When you're leavin it to beaver

But I would not feel…

They'll stone you and call you a funny bum
Many times before you come
And the rubber operator
Just for a chance to date her
But I would not…
(ALL RIGHT!)

They'll stone you for runnin' down your chin
When you're usin' an ultra thin
All dressed in sheerest silk
With cookies and warm milk
But I would not…

They'll stone you when you got to do it solo
And then run it back in slo mo
When you're so far from your bed
And then give you great head (go figure!)
But I would not feel…

They'll stone you when you groovin' at the merc
When you doin' the cool jerk (horizontal!)
If you try to take a powder
But you and her just get louder
But I would not feel…

They'll stone you when you d-do it in the road
And call you a horny toad
When you're pressin' on your luck
Even under the fire truck …(fuck!)
But I would…

They'll stone you just because you're in the Navy
Just because you're Wavy Gravy
When your birdie's on her perch (tweet!)
When they ought to be in church (bleat!)
But I would not feel so all alone…

They will stone you for pulling on a train
For sawing against the grain
Right upon the breakfast table
Right up your betty grable
But I would not feel so all alone..

They'll stone you like a lead pipe cinch
When you're givin' your last inch (or takin!)
Like a lingam and a yoni
When you're Bony Maroni
But I would not feel..
MAKE UP YOUR OWN, KIDS! IT'S EASY!