Song Parodies -> 99 Bottles
I have 99 bottles, but a beer ain't one,
if you're having beer bottles, I feel bad for you son, I have 99 bottles, but a beer ain't one. Hit Me! Once upon a time not to long ago, when a person like me was so wasted though, and it's more better to drink a 40, than a little ass piece of shit, so now think about it. I love alcohol, I can't choose to ignore it, and some of the alcohol, I can't really afford it, so I pull over to the liquor store, I heard, "Yo bum do you know why I'm stopping you for." Because I'm young, I'm on crack, and I drink and smoke, do I look like I smoke weed, Bitch I don't know! I was drunk that day, I went out with some hoes, "You gave head for some crack, and just stuffed your nose." "Let me check your vehicle twice, let me see if you're drunk, I have to see if you have 40's all over your trunk." I went to the bar, it was only for a little bit, the officer came in, and started searching my shit, he said, "I can't wait until I catch that bum." Because I have 99 bottles, but a beer ain't one. Hit Me! Your Vote Counts
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