Song Parodies -> Fist Away
"Drift Away" Based on the performance by Dobie Gray
"Fist Away " Parody by Uncle Nasty
Inspired by the movies of Max Hardcore
Cute little thing, she's so confused
yeah, she isn't too bright, not a lot of brains
So, she is game for sex abuse
I'll cause her pain
I ain't ashamed

'Cause she is my fuck toy, my little ho
I'm gonna get lost in her pussy hole
and fist away
Oh, she is my fuck toy, my little ho
I'm gonna get lost in her tight asshole
and dick away

This little cunt, she is just mine
she calls me dad 'cause I tell her to
I make her whimper, scream and cry
She's so young and dumb
she makes me cum

'Cause she is my fuck toy, my little ho
I'm gonna get lost in her pussy hole
and fist away
Yeah, she is my fuck toy, my little ho
I'm gonna get lost in her tight asshole
and dick away

And when I'm through fucking
her ass, cunt and mouth are gooey
Oh, but I still ain't through
'cause that's when I make her drink my pee

Thank God for screwed up naive teens
her soft little body and hair of blonde
And I know she'll never tell on me
She gets from our deal
a Happy Meal

'Cause she is my fuck toy, my little ho
I'm gonna get lost in her pussy hole
and fist away
Yeah, she is my fuck toy, my little ho
I'm gonna get lost in her tight asshole
and dick away
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Sean Zamorano - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
That was fucking great! A happy meal?? Im fucking dying here!
111111111111111111111111111111111 - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
THAT WAS F**KING GR8 @ HAPPY MEAL??? i'm f**king dying here
mike - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
me tom and craig will run over to the uniforms where we will suit up then we will put on our equipment helmets jackets pants boots {etc} then we will run into our fire trucks close the door and hit a burning building in a windowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
mike - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
uncle kraker did this song too
mike - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
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i don't know i don't think i can take it i bet you can take this $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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