Song Parodies -> Before She Cheats
"Before He Cheats" Based on the performance by Carrie Underwood
"Before She Cheats" Parody by Adam McKim
Right now she's probably getting laid by some rich ass guy
and his name is Larry. Right now she's probably smoking cigarettes forgetting for a minute that she is married. Right now she's probably getting dressed and rushing out the door but she doesn't have a damn clue... That I knew So I dug myself deep inside of this pretty little blonde haired blue eyed prize. She screamed my name as I pushed her to the seat. I took a Durex Elite to both tight holes. She damn near swallowed all my load Maybe my wife will think before she cheats. Right now she's probably thinking up some lame ass excuse to get out of trouble. Right now she's calling me saying that she needs to buy some tampons on the double. Right now she's probably using up 3 dollars worth of condoms, it's true. But I knew So I dug myself deep inside of this pretty little blonde haired blue eyed prize. She screamed my name as I pushed her to the seat. I took a Durex Elite to both tight holes. She damn near swallowed all my load Maybe my wife will think before she cheats. I gonna save this hot girl for the next time, Cause if my wife makes me blue... Oh, I know what I'll do Ohh...what I'll do... I'll dig myself deep inside of this pretty little blonde haired blue eyed prize. She'll scream my name as I push her to the seat. I'll take a Durex Elite to both tight holes. She'll damn near swallow all my load. Maybe my wife will think before she cheats. Ohh...before she cheats.... Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Holy Crap! "I took a Durex Elite to both tight holes. She damn near swallowed all my load". . .Dark as that sounds, it had me cracking up. . .5's, I think I like Whatfreaks better than AmIRight, too bad it's not as active. . .people are much more fun when they aren't resetricted
Pretty fuckin' good, Adam. Dave picked out my favorite line already. Could have used a bit more variation in the chorus. 544
Great thematic reversal. This is so what a guy would do! I just discovered WhatFreaks today, and all these songs I can't post on amiright are going on. I've already submitted 4 country songs today!
the winner
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CARRIE UNDERWOOD DIDN'T SING THIS SONG I DID CARRIE UNDERWOOD WAS THE 4TH WINNER OF AMERICAN IDOL I WAS THE 1ST WINNER
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