Song Parodies -> Bride Of Tomb Raider Rocks
"Twentieth Century Fox" Based on the performance by Doors
"Bride Of Tomb Raider Rocks" Parody by Fred Snider
My Ex-wife & I went to a Halloween Party as bride & groom, but none of the gowns fit her, so we had to switch roles, & I won 1st prize. She said that she wanted to be Lara Croft the next year, so I told her that'd I'd be the Bride Of Tomb Raider, & concocted a home video where I chase her around, dressed like that....
Well she's not really mean,
And she's not really gay,
She'll cause, quite a scene,
She didn't, shave today,
She spends her time just chasing Lara Croft.
'Cause the,....
Bride of Tomb Raider rocks!
Yes, the,....
Bride of Tomb Raider rocks!
Got no panty lines,
She's got, a hairy crotch.
Yeah, the Bride of Tomb Raider rocks,
Oh, yeah....
Well, she'll dance like a fool,
And her boobs are real great,
She's got, quite a tool,
O.K., the boobs are both fake,
He's not in drag,
It's Halloween, you lox!
Now, the,....
Bride of Tomb Raider rocks!
Yes, the,....
Bride of Tomb Raider rocks!
Got two pairs,
Of men's underwear,
Up there,
No jocks!
Yeah, the Bride of Tomb Raider rocks!
( Repeat & rock out! )
http://sites.google.com/site/myfreelyrics I do these parodies at karaoke night. I put family humor on the other website.
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MIKE - January 23, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - March 11, 2023 - Report this comment
TWINS
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mike - August 28, 2023 - Report this comment
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