Song Parodies -> Just Chose It
This is a song about the Jedi to the tune of Just Lost It. Enjoy!
Just Choose It
By: Josh Christensen Ok... Guess who's back? back again Jedi back tell a friend. Well look at all these guys that you can adore, you can abhor, from the clone War Well look at these guys that you can adore Swinging chop...it is sublime They all get a lightsaber, you can gift wrap they don't need a stinkin' percussion cap and I don't mean cap that goes on your face They take their starfighters straight through deep space ha ha ha ha ha ha Don't worry, the weapons of the Jedi don't make much noise They don't come from some cheap place in Illinois. and they don't ride motorcycles The Jedi got sweet rides, (they're all insured by Geico) You won't catch them doing petty crimes They do good deeds at least a million times vice squad, they'd easily fight beside Renown throughout the whole worldwide With the force they act all hardcore You'll agree with their control When you see their sabers glow I'd do what they want bro, just submit. Give a little "I quit!" It's ok. [Slash sound] Oops, now I'm in my crypt. And everyone just heard you give a yip. Now watch as they all advance check your stance Yeah boy feel that sting, Flags unfurl, 'furl 'furl 'furl They must have done some curls Just don't abuse it (ha ha ha ha ha) abuse it (ha ha ha ha ha) You're lazy (ha ha ha ha ha) Good gravy! Good gravy, gravy! One betrayed, he's in dismay from the light and dark he will sway Jedi he doesn't potray, I don't care which way Now he doesn't care who he slays Cruisin' on the spaceway, He turns on some Green Day, Can't put the top down, He tried a long time ago The force isn't showin' All he knows is when he gets there Someone he will disembody "Excuse me, do you think I'm captain Kirk? I'm a Jedi, not some Trekkie Jerk! If you say that again then I do swear that you'll see the glow of my saber's blare. "Now, what's your game boy, what's your style?" "Man, you must be completely blind!" Hey! (ha ha) I tricked your mind! I got you from behind [Chorus] There's no way, they'll just say "sup?" In the midst of all this rappin' They say they were gunning all those ships screaming (ha ha ha ha) Well they're not sorry, you can still see the embers All they know is this much, they don't feel guilty They said "Behave now boy we got you on tape yellin at all the fighers "Don't act shoddy!" Now this is the part when they should skip town The war's intense on the battleground The sweat is dripping down their brow It ends with fatality, they're back in the habit Yo, were in the battle? Here we'll firmly stand! Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie If they're winning they wont act snobby. Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!) The battles over now were zealous (WHAT?!) Black guys, white guys, skinny guys, fat guys, tall guys, small guys, I'm calling all guys The Jedi have all won the war now they can join the peace corps Just teasin', that'd be treason Just go (ha ha ha ha) Don't start sneezing. [Chorus] UmMmmMmm, don't act gaudy UmMmmMmm, don't act gaudy Ooh boy just don't act gaudy I mean girl just don't act gaudy Your Vote Counts
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