Song Parodies -> Totally Ripped A Big Fart
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" Based on the performance by Bonnie Tyler
"Totally Ripped A Big Fart" Parody by Parody Princess
Every now and then
I get a little bit bloated And I try to act like nothing is wrong Every now and then I feel a little bit gassy But I try not to make a sound. Every now and then I get a little bit nervous That I might just embarrass myself. Every now and then I feel a squeaker escape And then I see the worried look in your eyes Feeling like I'm gonna blow apart. Every now and then I rip a fart Every now and then I get a bottle of Beano Just to try and head it off at the pass. Nothing I can do will stop the massive explosion That I know is coming out of my ass Every now and then I feel my belly start growling And I know its just a matter of time Every now and then I let an SBD go And then I see the water well in your eyes. Feeling like I'm gonna blow apart Every now and then I rip a fart And I'm holding it inside But I can't hold it back forever And if you squeeze me way too tight The smell could last forever And nothing can make it stop Cause I'm gonna explode I hope that I can hold it for the rest of the night The smell is like a skunk, it lingers all of the time. I don't know what to do and I'm always on guard I hear that methane's flammable, so don't make a spark I'm really gassy tonight I got a big one brewing tonight And I gotta let it out When we first met I tried to hold it all in But now I let ‘em rip in the car. There's nothing I can do, I totally ripped a big fart. Tried to do my best, tried to hold it inside. The pressure blew my buttcheeks apart. Nothing I could do. I totally ripped a big fart. Feeling like I'm gonna blow apart. Every now and then I rip a fart. And I'm holding back tonight But I can't keep control forever And if you squeeze a bit too tight That smell could last forever And nothing can make it right ‘Cause it's just so wrong. I don't think I can hold it for the rest of the night I'd blame it on the dog but I don't think you would buy it. I don't know what to do, And I'm always on guard. The fumes are very flammable So don't make a spark I'm feeling bloated tonight! I got a big one brewing tonight And I gotta let it out. Once upon a time, it was quiet at night But now there's flatulence in the dark. Nothing left to say. I totally ripped a big fart. Every now and then if I squeeze to hard I accidentally let out a shart. Sorry ‘bout that smell I totally ripped a big fart. Totally ripped a big fart. Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Ah, great pervs think alike. You should check out my version from last year called "I Totally Shit When I Fart"---they love it when I sing that at karaoke bars
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