Song Parodies -> Wet Dreams About Dead Things
"Day Dreams About Night Things" Based on the performance by Charlie Pride also Ronnie Milsap
"Wet Dreams About Dead Things" Parody by M.E. Moore
chorus:
I'm having wet dreams about dead things
In the middle of my honeymoon
And while I am busy lovin'
Laying still is all you do
I'm having wet dreams about dead things
In the middle of my honeymoon
And every night
I check to see if you're blue

Well when we first started going out
You were the most loving thing
But now you are as cold as ice
Ever since I gave you that ring
Well it's goodbye snugglin' and goodbye lovin'
There's icicles under that flannel gown
And when I give you a hug and a kiss
I'm frostbit from the waist down

chorus:

chorus:

I just wish you'd sneeze at least you would move
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