Song Parodies -> 72 Virgin's Yeah
"Only The Good Die Young" Based on the performance by Billy Joel
"72 Virgin's Yeah" Parody by Koldkanuck
72 virgins yeah

Come out Gayatra, don't hesitate
You Islamic girls start way too late
Aw But sooner or later it comes down to fate
You might as well git r done

Well, They showed you a statue of allah, told you to pray
Facing the north but that ain't no way
Aw, but they never told you the price that you'd have to pay
For things that you might git done.....
Only the Mujahadine die young
Thats what i said
Only the Mujahadine die young
Only the Mujahadine die young

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
Aw But that fatwa never hurt no one

So come on gayatra show me a sign
Send up a signal I'll throw you the mine
The blood stained curtain you're hiding behind
Never lets in the sun
Darlin' only the Mujahadine die young
Woah
I tell ya
Only the Mujahadine die young
Only the Mujahadine die young

You got a nice white dress and the yasmac that you're wearin'
You got a brand new soul
Mmmm, And a Phurpa of gold
But gayatra they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were reading your qu'ran
(oh woah woah)

They say there's seventy- two virgins for those who can't wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the winners than cry with the ain'ts
deflowering virgins one by one ...

You know that only the Mujahadine die young
Oh woah baby
I tell ya
Only the Mujahadine die young,
Only the Mujahadine die young

You say Shaykh Shadhili told you all that I could give you was a reputation
Aww he never cared for me
But did he ever say a prayer for me? oh woah woah

Come out come out come out Gayatra dont make me wait,
You Islamic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
You might as well git r done,
You know that only the Mujahadine die young

I'm telling you baby
You know that only the Mujahadine die young
Only the Mujahadine die young
Only the Mujaaaahadine
Only the Mujaaaahadine die young
Only the Mujaaaahadine
Only the Mujahadine die young
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo...

(Only the Mujahadine die young)
(Only the Mujahadine die young
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