Song Parodies -> The Camel Toe Song
"Believe" Based on the performance by Cher
"The Camel Toe Song" Parody by The Offenders
I got my legs open wide
You keep saying you're inside But I can't feel you In a moment you're through No wa-a-ay this is pleasing My lo-o-oins should be squeezing 'Cause even when you say you're done I'm gonna be the horny one I don't believe you're hung well enough I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey! I really don't think you're large enough I don't believe you're hung well enough I can't feel a thing inside mey, Hey! I really don't think you're large enough What am I supposed to do Tell you that "I'm cumming" too Well I can't do that I wish you were black So it's ti-i-ime to move on How I'd lo-o-ove a foot-long You're Johnson's way too small it's true My camel toe's too big for you I don't believe you're hung well enough I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey! I really don't think you're large enough I don't believe you're hung well enough I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey! I really don't think you're large enough But I know I'll find a penis That is hard and that is long Then I won't need you anymore I won't need you anymore I won't need you anymore I won't need you anymore I don't believe you're hung well enough I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey! I really don't think you're large enough I don't believe you're hung well enough I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey! I really don't think you're large enough Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. All 5's from me. Nice point of view. This is a style identical to R & B hip-hop. The woman is dissing the man, or girl is telling the boy off. "He's not good enough for me.," etc. Nice work.
all 5 5 5 5' from me NICE POINT OF VIEW THIS IS @ STYLE IDENTICAL 2 R&B / RAP / HIP HOP. THE WOMAN IS DISSING THE MAN / GIRL IS TELLING THE BOY OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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