Song Parodies -> The Camel Toe Song
"Believe" Based on the performance by Cher
"The Camel Toe Song" Parody by The Offenders
I got my legs open wide
You keep saying you're inside
But I can't feel you
In a moment you're through
No wa-a-ay this is pleasing
My lo-o-oins should be squeezing
'Cause even when you say you're done
I'm gonna be the horny one

I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough
I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside mey, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough

What am I supposed to do
Tell you that "I'm cumming" too
Well I can't do that
I wish you were black
So it's ti-i-ime to move on
How I'd lo-o-ove a foot-long
You're Johnson's way too small it's true
My camel toe's too big for you

I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough
I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough

But I know I'll find a penis
That is hard and that is long
Then I won't need you anymore
I won't need you anymore
I won't need you anymore
I won't need you anymore

I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough
I don't believe you're hung well enough
I can't feel a thing inside me, Hey!
I really don't think you're large enough


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Daunte Lapree Carter - January 24, 2010 - Report this comment
All 5's from me. Nice point of view. This is a style identical to R & B hip-hop. The woman is dissing the man, or girl is telling the boy off. "He's not good enough for me.," etc. Nice work.
mike - May 06, 2023 - Report this comment
all 5 5 5 5' from me NICE POINT OF VIEW THIS IS @ STYLE IDENTICAL 2 R&B / RAP / HIP HOP. THE WOMAN IS DISSING THE MAN / GIRL IS TELLING THE BOY OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIKE - May 06, 2023 - Report this comment
XONE 1 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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