Song Parodies -> Gonorrhea by morning
"Amarillo by morning" Based on the performance by George Strait
"Gonorrhea by morning" Parody by David Gordy
Gonorrhea by morning

Stuck on my big bone

Everything that i've got is not really known

When that sun is high in that texas sky

I'll be fuckin at the county fair

Gonorrhea by morning

Lord it stuck in my pubic hair

They took my condoms in Houston

Took my lube in santa fe

Lost my wife and a girlfriend

Turns out they both were gay

Oh I'll be lookin at 8 when I mastrubate

and I hope I don't go blind

Gonorrhea by morning

I can't get it off my mind

Gonorrhea by morning

Stuck on my big bone

Everything that i've got is not really known

I aint got a dime but what i got is mine (snicker)

I aint rich but Lord I aint free

Gonorrhea by morning

Now it hurts me when I pee

Gonorrhea by morning

Lord how'd I get this VD

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Andrew Woodard - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Nice to see a country fan here. This one is one of my favorites on here now!. I had a lot of country parodies from 2007, and from 90's Garth Brooks.
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11111111111111111111111111111111111111111 - September 01, 2023 - Report this comment
NICE 2 SEE A COUNTRY FAN HERE THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES ON HERE NOW I HAVE A LOT OF COUNTRY PARODIES FROM 2007, AND FROM 90S, GARTH BROOKS
11111111111111111111111111111111111 - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
THE FIREFIGHTERS CAME 2 MISERICORDIA NEXT TIME HOW BOUT THIS A FIRE GEAR DRESS UP RACE

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