How many roads must a man walk down
Before people shout - HEY STOP IT MAN!
When will he learn that there are some foods
That should never in his mouth be rammed?
Yes and how much bean dip must he scarf down
Before he is forever banned?

The answer my friends, is blowing in the wind,
The answer is blowing in the wind!


How many years must some people exist
Before they're "fit to be tied?"
Yes and how many times must a man be told
GOD DAMN TAKE YOUR GAS OUTSIDE!
And how many times... must he hear:
TOO MANY BEANS HAVE BEEN REFIRED!

The answer my friends....


How many times must a toot salute roar,
before it's heard by you and me?
And how many times must a man look up
and pretend,”HEY,THAT's NOT ME!”
Yes and how many times can a man turn his head,
and maintain he's odor free?

The answer my friends.....