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Song Parodies -> Cyrodiilic Vampires
"Never Smile at a Crocodile" Based on the performance by Henry Calvin
"Cyrodiilic Vampires" Parody by Romersa's Protege I wrote this song because I thought it was just ruddy funny to change the nature of the original, but still have it as a warning song.
Don't set store by a sanguivore
He will hypnotise you till you start to snore Then his health he'll keep (Just because it's cheap) By feeding on your lifeblood while you're deep in sleep Don't set store by a sanguivore They are infamous in Tamrielic Lore Lord Imbel, Seridur, and Janus Hassildor You should never set store by any sanguivore You may be a quite friendly guy Who thinks no on would tell him lies But those sanguivores wear disguise So they can feed from you on the sly For instance: Don't set store by a sanguivore He will hypnotise you till you start to snore Then his health he'll keep (Just because it's cheap) By feeding on your lifeblood while you're deep in sleep Don't set store by a sanguivore They are infamous in Tamrielic Lore Vicente, Seridur, and Rona Hassildor You should never set store by any sanguivore Copyright © 2011 Romersa's Protege. Individuals and groups are free to copy, share, and perform this work for non-commercial purposes. All other rights reserved. (Adapted from 'Never Smile at a Crocodile'; Copyright © 1940 Frank Churchill. All rights reserved.)
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