Song Parodies -> If I Were A Porn Star
"If I Were A Carpentar" Based on the performance by Bobby Darren
"If I Were A Porn Star" Parody by par
If I were a porn star
and you were an old hag Would you fuck me anyway? Would you be my scumbag? If I were a light bulb and you were a socket Would you let me screw in you? Would you take my cock spit? Take my cum upon your face Take it in your booty When you suck upon my dick ItÆll give you cooties If I worked my dick in good Pumping and grinding When I pull it from your ass ItÆll come out slimy If I were a porn star and you were an old hag Would you fuck me anyway? Would you be my scumbag? You would fuck me any day You are such a scumbag Your Vote Counts
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