Song Parodies -> Masturbation
"Emotion" Based on the performance by Samantha Sang/Bee Gees
"Masturbation" Parody by Georgie the Wonder Boy
Bee Gees sobber turned into a cock-throbber ;)
I think I'm near done,
but I can't keep my cock in pants,
And who's the one you're boinkin',
While I fap to smut?

Chorus:
And where is your poon,
Now that I need it?
Splooge on my pillow,
Whoever you do.
I'll blow it all into
A sock that stands for you,
But you'll never see me beat my meat,
To fakes of Amanda Peet!
It's masturbation that I'm stuck with doin',
Chokin' my chicken to BangBros and you,
And if you don't cum back
And straddle my johnson,
You know that nobody's gonna
Be left to suck my dick.
I'm gonna have to learn
Yoga to do it.
Goodnight, goodnight,
Fap fap, goodnight!

I dream of your jugs,
Blown up like Mariah C!
But you're letting some other dude
Fondle them, not me!

Chorus

I look at your ass,
It's Kim Kardashian style delish,
But some motherfucka's goin'
To get a piece of it,

Chorus
Original Lyrics of Song Parodied Gotten from http://www.top40db.net/Lyrics/?SongID=77057&By=Title&Match=Emotion
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MIKE - March 22, 2020 - Report this comment
MASTERRRRRRRRR MA MASTERSTATION? HUH HUH HUH
MIKE - September 03, 2022 - Report this comment
HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
DESTINY'S CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE DRESS UP RACE
PINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK - March 01, 2024 - Report this comment
THERES PINK

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