Song Parodies -> If I Had A Hummer
"If I Had A Hammer" Based on the performance by Peter Paul and Mary
"If I Had A Hummer" Parody by Doug Beard
Never had a Hummer, but at least I have a Hummer Song!
If I had a Hummer
I'd drive it every morning
I'd drive it every evening
In the deep sand
I'd disregard the danger
I'd disregard the warnings
I'd disregard them all because
I had all of that power
at my command
And I'd take my Hummer
4 wheeling in the morning
4 wheeling in the evening
On federal land
I'll disregard the fences
I'll disregard the keep out signs
I'll disregard them all because
My brand new H3 Hummer
cost me fifty grand
It sure is a bummer
I been crying all morning
For I got my Hummer
Stuck in quick sand
I had to call a tow truck
And pay the guy two hundred bucks
To pull me out of where I knew
I really shouldn't have been
Crossing- your land!
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