Song Parodies -> Hey Aunt Jemima
"Hey There Delilah" Based on the performance by Plain White T's
"Hey Aunt Jemima" Parody by Dave Laudadio Who doesn't like a little syrup from time to time?
Hey Aunt Jemima
What's it feel like being syrup? When I see you on the table, If I'm sad you make me cheer up. Yes you do Pancakes taste better with some of you I swear it's true. Hey Aunt Jemima Don't you know you make a difference? You're not good on pancakes only My waffles also glisten Nice surprise You are my first choice, on all but fries Please be my bride. Oh, you're liquid from a tree Oh, you're good on everything Oh, you give me so much glee Oh, you're brown goo from a tree Won't you marry me. Hey Aunt Jemima When it's cold you get like tar So then I heat you up And you take away my chills and make me warm You taste so good You make food taste better than it should You drip from wood. Hey Aunt Jemima I eat you every day And every single food I add you to Just takes my breath away You're such a doll More and more in love with you I fall I'll eat you all. Oh, you're sweetness from a tree Oh, I wish that you were free Oh, I'll add you to my tea Oh, like honey from a bee. I need to stretch you really far Cuz there's French Toast at the breakfast bar No other syrup makes me act this way At breakfast time you are a must It makes me smile when you begin to flow Covering my stack of pancakes Jemima I can promise you That I will never cheat on you You are my only syrup constructed dame The rest are lame Hey Aunt Jemima How I wish that you could kiss me But I am just a fantasizing fool Your sweetness is no mystery this is true You start as just a pale of brown goo Then they add sugar and heat to you Oh yeah Jemima what a brew They turn you to Oh, you're nectar from a tree Oh, like honey from a bee Oh, I wish that you were free Oh, can't you hear my plea Won't you marry me. I wrote this for my children sometime in 2007 when the Plain White T's song seemed to play every 15 minutes on the radio. They loved it, memorized it and would sing it from memory when the song came on the radio.
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. I gave it all 5's. Very cute and clever! I wrote a dirtier version of this called "Hey There Vagina" that's on this site and on my you tube channel. Check it out! I heard a great joke many yrs ago...."Name the 2 most famous black women in American history----Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker"
i gave it all fives very cute and clever 5S 5S 5S 5S 5S I WROTE A DIRTIER VERSION THAT'S ON MY SITE / MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL CHEVK IT OUT! I HEARD @ GR8 JOKE MANY YEARS AGO NAME THE {2} TWO MOST FAMOUS BLACK WOMEN IN AMERICAN HISTORY ________ AUNT JEMINA AND MOTHERFU**ER!!!! {GET IT????} WOCKA WOCKA
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