Song Parodies -> Sit On My Happy Face
"Put On A Happy Face" Based on the performance by Dick Van Dyke
"Sit On My Happy Face" Parody by Don the Dfoofnik
This began as an anagram of the Strouse-Adams classic, but this version is much easier, and -I hope- much funnier...
You're cute when you are naked
Sit on my happy face
Orgasm, you won't fake it,
Sit on my happy face

You need a bit of sexy ecstacy,
I'll give you some,
Ex-cite you fully orally,
Until you come.

Lingerie you don't need, dear,
I wanna see your clit.
Ready to do the deed, dear?
I should get down to it..

Your bush is, my fav-o-rite place
So sit on my happy,
Hopelessly sappy face...

I'll use my tongue and finguhs,
Sit on my happy face
Wonderful cunnilingus,
Sit on my happy face

Dildos, vibrating butterflies,
They have their time,
But when libido's on the rise,
Your, pleasure's all mine.

Spread out that juicy beaver,
No reason to be coy..
I'm gonna stoke your fever,
Muff-diving I enjoy...

My big smile, your tush won't erase,
So sit on my happy,
Sit on my happy face!
"I'm a doctor, not a songwriter, dammit!" http://home.netcom.com/~dfoofnik/
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