Song Parodies -> The King of Cunt
"The Curse of Curves" Based on the performance by Cute Is What We Aim For
"The King of Cunt" Parody by The Doctor of Love Ughhh ... Ughhh ... Ughhh ...
I've got the gift of one-liners
And you've got the curse of curves And with this gift, I compose words That get me pussy all over Are you perspiring from my monster thing Oh are you sweating to these mad strokes Stuck it in, you're a dead fit And my dick will avow it Hundreds of pornos taught me all I know And I go where my boner goes Hundreds of pornos taught me all I know And I go where my boner goes I want someone promiscuous and pantyless My dick's so hard and It's horny as a horse cock And all I know's in bed you rock .. Her loose top's screaming "fuck her, FUCK her" And she's got the curse of curves So with the combination of my many one-nighters And my way, my way with words It seems I'm too ripped to keep my pants zipped And you're just a slutty teen You're givin' me another blowjob And all I'm doin' is smilin', and watchin' you feed Hundreds of pornos taught me all I know And I go where my boner goes Hundreds of pornos taught me all I know And I go where my boner goes I want someone promiscuous and pantyless My dick's so hard and It's horny as a horse cock And all I know's in bed you rock .. I want a freak down under the sheets Don't care if everybody knows You're getting fucked, hoe You're getting fucked, hoe I got a freak down under the sheets Don't care if everybody knows You just got fucked, hoe Where my wangosaurus goes I want someone promiscuous and pantyless My dick's so hard and It's horny as a horse cock And all I know's in bed you rock .. Her loose top screams "Fuck her, fuck her" And she's got the curse, the curse of (curves) And all I know's with skin I'll win With skin I'll win Skin I'll win. Ughhh ... Ughhh ... the end
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