Song Parodies -> The King of Cunt
"The Curse of Curves" Based on the performance by Cute Is What We Aim For
"The King of Cunt" Parody by The Doctor of Love
Ughhh ... Ughhh ... Ughhh ...
I've got the gift of one-liners
And you've got the curse of curves
And with this gift, I compose words
That get me pussy all over
Are you perspiring from my monster thing
Oh are you sweating to these mad strokes
Stuck it in, you're a dead fit
And my dick will avow it

Hundreds of pornos taught me all I know
And I go where my boner goes
Hundreds of pornos taught me all I know
And I go where my boner goes

I want someone promiscuous and pantyless
My dick's so hard and It's horny as a horse cock
And all I know's in bed you rock ..

Her loose top's screaming "fuck her, FUCK her"
And she's got the curse of curves
So with the combination of my many one-nighters
And my way, my way with words
It seems I'm too ripped to keep my pants zipped
And you're just a slutty teen
You're givin' me another blowjob
And all I'm doin' is smilin', and watchin' you feed

Hundreds of pornos taught me all I know
And I go where my boner goes
Hundreds of pornos taught me all I know
And I go where my boner goes

I want someone promiscuous and pantyless
My dick's so hard and It's horny as a horse cock
And all I know's in bed you rock ..

I want a freak down under the sheets
Don't care if everybody knows
You're getting fucked, hoe
You're getting fucked, hoe
I got a freak down under the sheets
Don't care if everybody knows
You just got fucked, hoe
Where my wangosaurus goes

I want someone promiscuous and pantyless
My dick's so hard and It's horny as a horse cock
And all I know's in bed you rock ..

Her loose top screams "Fuck her, fuck her"
And she's got the curse, the curse of (curves)
And all I know's with skin I'll win
With skin I'll win
Skin I'll win.





Ughhh ... Ughhh ... the end
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