Song Parodies -> Cricketz Homo Mix
"Cricketz" Based on the performance by New Boyz
"Cricketz Homo Mix" Parody by Mic Steel
I remember when Pharrell use to feel on my tight jeans make me Creams
Or coming out the closet it was like my meaning, to lames
So what im as gay as flames
with my middle finger up my ass feels the same man
I stay real gay....call me the gas ass bitch
Mr. Sweetheart AKA I wish I had tits sucking too much cock like a trick
Jeans stay skinny cause I dress just like a bitch
Where da homos at? hellur I found you
and Im so glad that I get to taste you
Ill suck you through the gloryhole
Why don't you video me while I suck this bone
Get it?
Aye, another damn thing
You'll always see me grabbin another man's jeans
I don't even know him, I just like the semen
Like everyone I blow the only thing they say is
[Chorus]
drink a lot of semen
fagots wear dem tight jeans
drink a lot of semen
fagots wear dem tight jeans
Oh my God, why they jeans so tight!?
Oh my, oh my, oh my God, why they homo thugs
Yea I suck cock
Yea I suck cock, yea I, yea I suck cock (So what?)
Yea I suck cock, yea I, yea I suck cock (So what?)
Yea I suck cock, yea I, yea I suck cock
(If you got cock to suck then please step up)
(I like big dicks homie)

[Verse 2]
Look, I sit back let me show you how I suck cock
Ill suck yours then maybe you could suck mine
I see homos and I'm looking at them
'Like please let me tease
suck on your balls hangin out your skinny jeans?
suck dicks like a trick in wisonsin
He must be missing the simple fact that Im flaming
You ain't with it
show me your cock cause you know I like it
Brothers actin' stiff like penis
They comin' up hard
in my but like horses
They liein' sayin' I don't give the best head like khali
They chose me, it's obvious my gloryhole is the bestest
ball sacks hang low and I know y'all know the rest
Ass like j-lo with a premature drip
I hope you homos flash
cause I love jerkin the dick
I make believe Im straight like no one else knows
Bright colors is here Homo Boyz, is near, ha!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Tyga]
Hah!
One verse gotta curse
Get tighter as like the ass of this nigga
Tight jeans,
Na nigga I aint picky
So maybe you can fuck me in them fake Nikes
Cock low, that's down low,like Ron Jeremy
Ive been down low since Ricky
Martin and me are like sissy's
I don't Do gangbangs since the last I tried it
I like the power of sucking cock but sperm will blind ya
Ima bitch I'm fuckin' blind to vagina
Im just a zero Vanilla ice is more of a hero
House got the strip pole
loving cock in my man hole
Girls with the Speedos get away girls are gross
New Boyz actin straight ho
Other niggas Brunos, homies, we homos
I love young sperm in my butt hole
I serve guy after guy including alejandro
Tyga man splattered with sperm like tacos

[Chorus]

(They like dickz to me)
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