Song Parodies -> Gangsta Antichrist
"Gangsta's Paradise" Based on the performance by Coolio
"Gangsta Antichrist" Parody by Grimdark Slaughtopsy If you like black metal, death metal, or classic hip hop, you will probably throw up a little bit in your own mouth. Then again, perhaps you like that kind of thing?
GANGSTA ANTICHRIST
As I talk to the hellbound of irrelevant death I take a hit on my pipe and realize I'm out of meth Well that's just great - I've been awake for a week And our demo tape still sounds like cookie monster is raping a sheep! metal for misanthropic listeners and we're so underground that all our lyrics get disinterred this isn't heard with Justin Bieber on the pop shows so many spikes the Cennobites and me have swapped clothes up every morning and paint my face put my chainmail on, choose between my axe and my mace but I've been yearning for church burnings so long that even Euronymus thinks that my mind has gone... We've been spending most our life in the legions of the antichrist we like human sacrifice in the legions of the antichrist a long day of sin and vice in the legions of the antichrist we wear paint and pose on ice in the legions of the antichrist The evil and the darkness the darkness and the evil burned a church on monday, then burned a cathedral have to keep it lethal, no one understanding me otherwise they'll realize I got my style from Brandon Lee A pseudo-viking ghoul with Satan on my mind got an ax in my hand so I'll tear out your spine I'm the kind of fiend norwegian demons want to be like heart as black as night smoking grams in my weed pipe But I'm always down to LARP with my brothers, man don't you ever confuse us for some other KISS covers band I guess they curse, I guess they diss - I guess they're right, my corpsepaint makes me look like Peter Criss - shit! why dont we just smile, it seems our grim demeanour's too extreme! we've been living most our life in the legions of the antichrist we're quite mean and not that nice in the legions of the antichrist we hail Satan once or twice in the legions of the antichrist your fake blood will not suffice in the legions of the antichrist Grisly and necrotic, terrifying scream so please don't call us gothic, certainly not emo see me in Hot Topic, in your fucking dreams, no this spiky leather isn't as erotic as it seems though We need a gig 'cause the rent's been overdue for weeks But I won't play at a pub, all they want is Judas Priest! We could at least choose a liquor store and rob it, but the clerk would probably ask - "are you guys extras from The Hobbit?" There's no mistaking that I'm sinister and dark though I'm darker than the darkest of Dark Funeral and Darkthrone One Day I'll Impale all of the Nazarene's adherants - but now I have to move back with my parents - FUCK! No mosh no core no friends no fun just sin and blasphemy for a warrior of metal that's how it has to be! we've been spending most our life in the legions of the antichrist our giant boots are overpriced in the legions of the antichrist we ask Mayhem for advice in the legions of the antichrist our blastbeats aren't quite precise in the legions of the antichrist... Actual recording here - https://soundcloud.com/d-danielaescrakh/gangsta-antichrist
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