Song Parodies -> Semen
"Dreaming" Based on the performance by Blondie
"Semen" Parody by Adrians Revenge
When, I met her in the restaurant.
I, could tell she was a stuck-up cunt.

She thinks that she's a treasure,
But needs a grundy wedger
Now suck me where I pee

And tell me about my semen
Semen is free!
Semen!
Semen is free!

I, don't want to beg for pussy.
Pleasures reeling from her panties!

Deal for a feel is risking herpes.
People drop and they dare of me, I just want some pie,
She just needs some semen.

Beat meat, wanking a two mile
Deep heat, milk me like a churn stile,
I'd never let her, I'll never regret her!

Scream dream, even for a little while
Cream ream, filling up a an idle hour,
Fade away, masturbate!

I, sit by and watch that skank blow.
I, lean back and let the spunk flow.
Imagine someone of my very own
Someone I could always bone
I'd have a home of gold, if I got paid for making semen.

But semen is free!

Semen.
Semen is free.
Semen.
Semen is free!
Especially from me!
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Mitch45 - January 06, 2019 - Report this comment
Excellent!!!
MICHAEL MAREK - September 09, 2021 - Report this comment
yes
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - November 21, 2023 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT
MIKE - December 15, 2023 - Report this comment
IT'S CALLED IF I EVER FALL IN LOVE AGAIN AND MOST PEOPLE KNOW IT IS A BOYZ II MEN SONG IT WAS ORIGNALLY DUN BUY @ GROUP UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NAMED SHAI CAUSE BOYZ II MEN ORIGINALLY DID THIS SONG BUT IT IS NOT

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