eh eh eh eheh eheheh
eh eh eh eheh eheheh
eh eh eh eheh eheheh

when the day is dawning,
on a bedford modern morning,
how I long to be there,
with year 3's who are scared of me there...
every little kiddie, who i like to touch,
and to put my hand down, that little kiddies croutch,

Is this the way to an empty classroom
come to me kiddies you've got a detention
why dont you come back to my place
and we can have a lot of fun,
show me the way to an empty classroom
tuck in your shirt, you're looking slopish
do you need some help there kiddie?
time for us to have lots of fun...

eh eh eh eheh eheheh
eh eh eh eheh eheheh
eh eh eh eheh eheheh
time for us to have lots of fun

There's a school bell ringing
hear the pains of homework its bringing
to the little kiddies
and the guy who's coming to see them
just behind the playground
there's a little shack
and im often in there
touching kiddies slacks

Is this the way to an empty classroom
come to me kiddies you've got a detention
why dont you come back to my place
and we can have a lot of fun,
show me the way to an empty classroom
tuck in your shirt, you're looking slopish
do you need some help there kiddie?
time for us to have lots of fun...

eh eh eh eheh eheheh
eh eh eh eheh eheheh
eh eh eh eheh eheheh
time for us to have lots of fun