Masturbators
We stimulate ourselves manually
And we damn good too
But you can't be any geek off the street
Gotta be handy with your wrist, if you what I mean, beat your meat.
MASTURBATORS!!! Lube up!

W: It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Warren G was on the streets, trying to consume
Some dick for the eve, from a muscled hunk
Just rollin in my ride, tuggin on my junk

N: Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G
Got a bulge in my pants, and I'm gonna freak
Cause any minute I'm about to have some precum leak.

G: So I hooks a left on Dupont and Lewis
Saw some brothas jerking off so I said, "Let's do this"
I jumped out the ride and said, "What's up?"
Some brothas pulled out dicks and they said, "Bitch, suck!"

N: I got these twinks peepin me, I'ma glide an swerve
These lookers jerkin so hard they straight popped a nerve
Onto bigger better things, now that I got my fix
I see my homey getting pounded by some meaty dicks.

W: I'm gettin' jerked. They're breakin' my seal
I can't believe, this brotha's dick's for real
He blew my ring, he nutted on my chest
I looked up at the brotha, said, "Damn, I'm stretched."

N: They got my homey sexed up and they all around
My dick is getting super hard from all the loving sound
I'm gonna finish too quick if I don't slow it down
So I lube up my thumb and take my ass to town

W: They got dicks to my head
My pants are going down
I can't believe this happenin' in my own town
If i I had wings I would fly
Let me contemplate
I wipe the jizz out my eye and I see my homey Nate

N: Six dicks in his face and one in his hole
Nate Dogg's jerkin off til he loses control
Yeah I'm twitchin and jizzin it's a tad bit late
Nate Dogg and Warren G had to masturbate.

I gave buttsex all around I let my cock explode
Now I'm giving my ball sack time to reload
If you want spurts sit back an observe
While I conjure up a batch of my private reserve.

W: Now Nate got the meat
And that's a known fact
Before he went slack he was hittin' it from the back
Back up back up cause it's on
N-A-T-E and me
Performing sodomy.

N: Just like I thought they were in the same spot
In need of some oral pleasure
First I whipped out the ruler and said,
"C'mon guys, let's measure"
One of those dudes was hung like a horse, I said,
"Ooh I like your size"
I said, "Your dick's real big and it looks real nice would ya
Put it inside?"
I got an ass full 'o dick and it's getting real swelled
The next stop is the K-Y lube gel.

W: I'm skeeting
Into a whole new era
G-spunk mixed with aloe vera
Spunk on a whole new level

N: The jizzum's in my face and it tastes incredible

W: Chords
Strings
Gay flings
Sodomy
G-spunk
Where jizzum is life and life is jizzum

N: If you know like I know
You are gonna squirt to this
It's the g-spunk rectum filled up with a lubed up fist.
If you stroke like I stroke
Then you come many times a day
And if your asshole is busted
Then you'll just have to masturbate.