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Song Parodies -> (If I Was) Homosexual
"(If I Was) Invisible" Based on the performance by Clay Aiken
"(If I Was) Homosexual" Parody by Writerbobby
Whatcha doin tonight
I wish I could be playin with your balls Are you really alone Who’s stealing your cream Why can’t I bring you between my thighs What would it take to make you see that I’m high If I was homosexual Then I could spy on you in your room I could bend like a pretzel You could have my hiney tonight My ass would be unbreakable And I could tell you how hard to slam it in I would be the hardest man If I was homosexual- Wait! I already am! Saw your ass in the crowd I scream out “I’m gay” But you don’t hear a sound I keep stalking you every day I hardly stop to masturbate Wish I could ream you til you lose your mind Wish you could touch me with your cock in my behind If I was homosexual Then I could spy on you in your room I could bend like a pretzel You could have my hiney tonight My ass would be unbreakable And I could tell you how hard to slam it in I would be the hardest man If I was homosexual- Wait! I already am! I reach out But you don’t see me Even when I scream out “My ass is yours you fine ass fairy!” Baby you don’t hear me I am nothing without you ramming me Just a shadow at the day spa orgy If I was homosexual Then I could spy on you in your room I could bend like a pretzel You could have my hiney tonight My ass would be unbreakable And I could tell you how hard to slam it in I would be the hardest man If I was homosexual- Wait! I already am! Your Vote Counts
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