Porno's bizarre slime and immoral we know
Sends tingles throughout our bulbous parts below.
Porno's bizarre slime and indulging is wrong.
But monkey see monkey do
And soon we'll sing a sick freak song.
Come on baby do me; lick me, suck me, chew me
Above and below.
Great joy it will bring us concurrent cunnilingus
And fellatio.
Bodies intertwining while we're sixty-nining.
Let's have a kinky sex-a-thon.

It's golden shower time oh I feel your love flow
You tinkle above while I'm sprinkled below
It's play a part time, I'm the sub you're the dom.
Let's get into our roles and
We'll get some major freak on.
Tie me down and gag me, spank my ass then shag me
Long and hard and slow
If I start ululating while we're fornicating
Best close the widow.
Our loudly lusty labors might alarm the neighbors
Who just might dial nine-one-one!

They will hear me...
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