Song Parodies -> Hillary's Got a New Strap-On
"I Didn't Mean To Turn You On" Based on the performance by Robert Palmer
"Hillary's Got a New Strap-On" Parody by Poli-tick-ly Incorrect
This parody is about our new Sex-cretory of State, "Sir Rodham Hillary" and it's transvestite attire. She's got a new strap-on!!
When she took it out
There was no doubt
Went to the store
Hillary's got a new strap-on

Then she went home
Told Bill she was tired of gettin' screwed
"I'm sorry Billy-
I've got a new strap-on"
Hillary's got a new strap-on

He did her wrong
Then he tried on an old thong
Not like you think
She never, ever turned him on

He saw her
She wanted to be a man
When she refused
She had a vibrator in her hand

He found her twice
Playing with her new device
She's as frigid as ice
She loves her new strap-on

Bill, how can she feel-
Pretty, 'cause she don't get any?
An addict "add-a-dick-to-me" Hillary!
She loves her new strap-on
Ooh, Hillary's got a new strap-on!

When she took it out
There was no doubt
But when she did
She never tried to turn Bill on
Yeah, Hillary's got a new strap-on

She's got a new strap-on
She's got a new strap-on
She's got a new strap-on
(repeat to fade)
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How Funny: 4.5
 
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Roger - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I especially liked the part where you called her "An addict add-a-dick-to-me Hillary". I'll give you 5s for this funny song!
Dr Lose It - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm glad to see you've brought your crude humour here. Great job.
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