GANGSTA ANTICHRIST

As I talk to the hellbound of irrelevant death
I take a hit on my pipe and realize I'm out of meth
Well that's just great - I've been awake for a week
And our demo tape still sounds like cookie monster is raping a sheep!
metal for misanthropic listeners
and we're so underground that all our lyrics get disinterred
this isn't heard with Justin Bieber on the pop shows
so many spikes the Cennobites and me have swapped clothes
up every morning and paint my face
put my chainmail on, choose between my axe and my mace
but I've been yearning for church burnings so long that even Euronymus thinks that my mind has gone...

We've been spending most our life in the legions of the antichrist
we like human sacrifice in the legions of the antichrist
a long day of sin and vice in the legions of the antichrist
we wear paint and pose on ice in the legions of the antichrist

The evil and the darkness
the darkness and the evil
burned a church on monday, then burned a cathedral
have to keep it lethal, no one understanding me
otherwise they'll realize I got my style from Brandon Lee
A pseudo-viking ghoul with Satan on my mind
got an ax in my hand so I'll tear out your spine
I'm the kind of fiend norwegian demons want to be like
heart as black as night smoking grams in my weed pipe
But I'm always down to LARP with my brothers, man
don't you ever confuse us for some other KISS covers band
I guess they curse, I guess they diss - I guess they're right, my corpsepaint makes me look like Peter Criss - shit!

why dont we just smile, it seems our grim demeanour's too extreme!

we've been living most our life in the legions of the antichrist
we're quite mean and not that nice in the legions of the antichrist
we hail Satan once or twice in the legions of the antichrist
your fake blood will not suffice in the legions of the antichrist

Grisly and necrotic, terrifying scream so please don't call us gothic, certainly not emo
see me in Hot Topic, in your fucking dreams, no this spiky leather isn't as erotic as it seems though
We need a gig 'cause the rent's been overdue for weeks
But I won't play at a pub, all they want is Judas Priest!
We could at least choose a liquor store and rob it,
but the clerk would probably ask - "are you guys extras from The Hobbit?"
There's no mistaking that I'm sinister and dark though
I'm darker than the darkest of Dark Funeral and Darkthrone
One Day I'll Impale all of the Nazarene's adherants -
but now I have to move back with my parents - FUCK!

No mosh no core no friends no fun just sin and blasphemy
for a warrior of metal that's how it has to be!

we've been spending most our life in the legions of the antichrist
our giant boots are overpriced in the legions of the antichrist
we ask Mayhem for advice in the legions of the antichrist
our blastbeats aren't quite precise in the legions of the antichrist...