Song Parodies -> A Teen Guy's Version Of The 12 Days Of Christmas
"12 Days Of Christmas" Based on the performance by Traditional
"A Teen Guy's Version Of The 12 Days Of Christmas" Parody by xmasrebel88
On the first day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me
A boner and a pear tree On the second day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me Two French kisses and a boner and a pear tree On the third day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me Three clever fingers, two French kisses, and a boner and a pear tree On the fourth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me Four moist lips, three clever fingers, two French kisses and a boner and a pear tree On the fifth day of Christmas my girlfriend modeled for me Five black lace thongs, four moist lips, three clever fingers, two French kisses and a boner and a pear tree On the sixth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me Six topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree On the seventh day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me seven cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses, and a boner and a pear tree On the eighth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave modeled for me eight string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree On the ninth day of Christmas, my girlfriend gave to me nine naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses, and a boner and a pear trea On the tenth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me Ten tongue pleasures, 9 naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me 11 erotic movies, 10 tongue pleasures, 9 naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses and a boner and a pear tree On the twelfth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me 12 hours of sex, 11 erotic movies, 10 tongue pleasures, 9 naked photos, 8 string bikinis, 7 cans of whipped cream, 6 topless models, 5 black lace thongs, 4 moist lips, 3 clever fingers, 2 French kisses, and a boner and a pear tree! Your Vote Counts
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