Song Parodies -> Bent
"Bent" Based on the performance by Matchbox 20
"Bent" Parody by Lon
If I go limp along the way, lick it up and jack it off
If I get too tired to stroke it, be the hands around my cock If I need another hand job, grease it up with Vaseline When my cum is dried and faded, you want another quart of cream 7 times we masturbated, you stroked it and then, no erection again! Can you help me it's bent? It's so red, and it's flaking, blood vessels are breaking You're tearing the skin, there's no semen within Can't you see it's bent? If I used a tighter cock ring, do you think that it would fit? You can see that I've gone flaccid, you might mistake it for a zit I started out stiff 'till I sprayed it with help from a friend Will I get hard again? Can you help me it's bent? It's so red, and it's flaking, blood vessels are breaking You're tearing the skin, there's no semen within Can't you see it's bent? Stop jacking me off, it's getting too much And I've lost all my jism Stop jacking me off, it's getting too hard to make more than a teaspoon! 7 times we masturbated, you stroked it and then, no erection again! Can you help me it's bent? It's so red, and it's flaking, blood vessels are breaking You're tearing the skin, and there's no semen within Can't you see it's bent? Here I go there again Can you help me it's bent? It's so red, and it's flaking, blood vessels are breaking Keep tearing the skin, and there's no semen within Can't you see it's bent? Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Even though you didn't change the title, I still think it's hilarious. 555s
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maybe next time craig me and tom will have a race to see who can put on firefighter clothing the fastest
even though you didn't change the title i think its hilarious 555s
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Damn 404 NOT FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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