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Song Parodies -> Bovinian Rhapsody
"(Prelude)
Is this shepherd life? Or just sick fantasy? Caught on a hillside, no escape from bovinity. Open your eyes, look in the pastures and see: I'm just a poor boy, I watch sheep for a fee Because I'm easy come, easy go, little sheep, little goat, Get me where the sheep go, doesn't really matter to me ... to me ... (Solo/Piano) Baa-Aaa ... just banged a sheep, Bumped uglies with my ewe, Pulled my pants up, now I'm through. Baa-Aaa, I had just begun, But now I've gone and come too soon. Baa-Aaa, oo-OO-OO-oo, didn't mean to make a mess, I'll be back again this time tomorrow to carry on, carry on, As if nothing really matters ... Uh-oh, got the sick sheep, Sent shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time, Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Got to get another shot from the health clinic ... Baa-Aaaa, oo-OO-OO-oo, I don't want to die, (get me more penicillin ...) I sometimes wish I'd been born a great big ram ... (Tempo Change) I see a little silhouette-o of a man, Farmer Bob, Farmer Bob, will you shoot your shot gun? Rock salt and buck shot, very very frightening to ME!!! That-was-too-close, that-was-too-close, that-was-too-close, he-shot- again ... MISSED-YA-OLD-FART! -FART! -FART! -FART! I'm just a poor boy, sheep don't stand a chance with me, (He's just a poor boy, sheep have been his fantasy spare him his life, get him some condoms, please!) (Tempo Change/Piano) Easy come, easy go, will you let me go, Farmer Bob? (NO..I will not let you go!) Let me go! (Will not let you go!) Let me go! (Etc.) O, Farmer Bob, Farmer Bob, Farmer Bob, let me go ... (Farmer Bob has some sheep dip specially put aside for me .. for me .. FOR ME!) (Tempo Change/Heavy Metal Interlude) So you think you can stomp me and spit on my ewe? So you think you can feed me lamb chops and sheep stew? O baby, can't do this to me, baby, just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here... (Tempo Change) (O yeah, O yeah ... ) (Piano/Solo) Sheep don't really matter, anyone can see ... sheep don't really matter Sheep don't really matter to me ... (Fade with:) (Any way the sheep goes ... ) " Your Vote Counts
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GARY MULLEN AND THE WORKS COME OFF STAGE DURING THE I SEE A LITTLE SOULIETTA OF A MAN AND THEY COME BACK ON STAGE
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