Shitterbug [4X]

You put the boom-boom into my ass
You send my hole sky high when your shittin' starts
Shitterbug into my brain
Goes a plop-plop-plop 'til my rectum does the same
But something's bugging your dirty ass
Something just ain't right
My best friend told me what you did in the shithouse last night
Left me crappin' in my pants
My ass was streaming juice from that third world diner again.

Wipe my ass after I go-go
Don't leave my ass hanging with dingleberries YO YO
Wipe my ass after I go-go
I don't want to miss the rooster tail on the wall, No
Wipe my ass after I go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on Squeezing the charmin Joe
Wipe my ass after I go-go
Take me to the proctologist tonight
I wanna hit that ass alright (yeah, yeah)

You took the plunger out of my ass
You make my backside as smooth as greased up glass
My prostrate swells to the size of a grape fruit.
You make my backside go toot toot


'Cause you're my turd burgular and I'm your ass monkey
It makes me crazy when your ass smells funky
Come on, ass wipe, lets not fight
We'll go bowl sniffing every night

Wipe my ass after I go-go
Don't leave my ass hangin' like a painted up homo
Wipe my ass after I go-go
I don't want to miss it when you “hit” that Guy, Bo.
Wipe my ass after I go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going straight No NO
Wipe my ass after I go-go
Take me Prancing tonight
I wanna get high on guy pie That's right (yeah, yeah, baby)

(Shitterbug)
(Shitterbug)

Choke on it baby, Oh that's right
We'll go prancing around all night
It's cold in the crapper, but it's warm in the “rear”
They can dance, I'll stick it in your ear!

(Shitterbug)

Wipe my ass after I go-go
Don't leave ass butter on my Whoa Jo
Wipe my ass after I go-go
I have an ass shaped like a missile silo
Wipe my ass after I go-go
'Cause I'm plannin' on blowing Han solo
Wipe my ass after I go-go
Dirty Sanchez me tonight
Wipe my ass after I go-go, don't you dare leave me home when you hit a glory hole.

(Boom-boom-boom)