Song Parodies -> My Bone
How's this? We turn "My Band" by D-12 into "My Bone" by K-9! Pretty clever, eh?
I don't know, woof
I think everybody's all jealous and shit Cause I'm like chewing on a big bone, woof And I think everybody's got a barking problem with me, woof And they need to take it up with me at the fire hydrant because CHORUS These hounds don't even know that I got a bone But they're all on me like they were were alone Cause once I bark, they know that they better park All because I got a bone and I like to bark So I'm chasing a car, right All through the night I walk up to these hot poodles And I'm all like Whassup poodles, my name is Noodle I got a bone to pick with all of your doodles They're all like oh my God, it's a hound Bitsy, oh my fucking God, he's from the pound I swear to fucking God, woof, you fucking rule The bone you got in your paws, it makes me wanna drool And by now, the rest of the dobers get over Especially when I meet the bitches and say my name is Rover All the Fefes start yelling, all the hot huskies Throws their milkbones and their leashes, say I smell musky So like every single night, they pick a fight with me But when we fight, it's kind of like they're at the pound with me Cause they're back the next night at the pound with me Woof, I think you're just trying to steal my bone from me Yesterday the Littlest Hobo pulled a knife on me Cause I told him that Lassie was my wife to be This doghouse life, it's the life for me And all the other dogs just despise me because CHORUS My bone, my bone, my bone, my bone My bone, my bone, my bone, my bone, howl howl aaaooooohhhh You just wanna see a puppy walks backwards, don't you Hey dad, how come we don't bark on Protools Smash these hydrants and chew on a garment If we're chasing a van or chasing a tour bus You don't want my pawprint, you's a lying And all them other poodles look like Lady Godiva What the hell is wrong with that doggy bed Cuz my shit is lookin like I ate a lot of hoggy fat See I know how to bite, it's simple but I had to stop when I chewed up all the books So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map Jumping through hoops, and doing doggy loops Look a little Hound shit, thinking he the shit Yeah I know man, be a shame if he ever got bit Hey I thought we had a Dent-a-Bone sitting out in the sun No, I had the Dent-a-Bone, I had it placed on a bun You gonna be late for obedience Man I ain't going to obedience But our barks are screwed up, and his always sound best You know what man, I'm a say something, hey yo Hound You got something to say, man, no I thought you bout to bite his head off, man, whassup Man I'm a a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we suppposed to be crew Man, I was bout to bark right after you I swear, I swear man CHORUS Girl, why can't you see you're the only pup for me And it just tears my snout apart to know that You have got my bone CHORUS I've got a bone, you're barking up the wrong tree I've got a bone, you better bark up this here tree My salsa, whoa whoa, well look out for my next bone It's covered in salsa, in salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa My salsa's got you barking up the wrong tree My salsa says you better bark up this tree My salsa bone Woof woof woof, howl howl aaaaaaahhhhhhhoooooooooohhhhhhh Not exactly a DIRTY parody. but has a couple of swear words in it, find the CLEAN version on whatfreaks!
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