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Song Parodies -> Lovin' A Masturbator
"Love In An Elevator" Based on the performance by Aerosmith
"Lovin' A Masturbator" Parody by Harry Paratestes
"Workin' with a girl fo de boss man Woah
Workin' fo de company Woah, yeah Bettin' on the dice I'm tossin' Woah I'm gonna have a fantasy Woah, yeah Where am I gonna look? They tell me that love is blind I really need a girl like a hole in the head With me, I do just fine Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up 'til it hits the ground Jacki's in the elevator Woah Naturally quite a bore Woah, yeah She said, ""Can I see you later?"" Woah And I said, ""No, you little whore!"" Woah, yeah I don't really give a fuck Not buyin' all that jive I said, ""I'm gonna go home to my bedroom, honey And grab myself with all five"" Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up 'til it hits the ground In the air, in the air Honey, one more time now please don't stare Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down Lovin' a .... Masturbator Going down Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up 'til it hits the ground Gonna need a Penthouse for my wank Woah Gonna be a millionaire Woah, yeah I'm gonna find me a sperm bank Woah And make me a deposit there Woah, yeah Gotta get my timin' right Woah It's some semen I gotta pass Woah, yeah I'll chase you all the way to the stairway, honey Woah Kiss my fuckin' ass Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up 'til it hits the ground Do you care? Do you care? Honey, one more time now it's in your hair Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down Do you care? Do you care? Honey, one more time now it's in your hair Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down Hair, in your hair, honey one more one more one more one more Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down Yeah, in your hair, honey one more one more one more one! Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down Yeah, in your hair, honey one more one more one more time Lovin' a masturbator Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down Hair, in your hair, in your hair, in your hair Lovin' a masturbator Gettin' it up when I'm goin' down" Your Vote Counts
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me and craig will have a firefighter dress up race
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