Song Parodies -> All My Ninjas Are Broke As Fuck
"Rich As Fuck" Based on the performance by Lil Wayne ft 2 Chainz
"All My Ninjas Are Broke As Fuck" Parody by Davin Dell'Osa
Wallet on my night stand,
Right next to that Buddha
But I swear with these $50 bucks
Get a fake Rolex and a pair of chucks
Pockets always real light
No fancy dinners
Eating home tonight
Top Ramen might be just right
With a motherfucking glass of Sprite

And I make that pussy so wet
So much pussy I get
At least two girls at a time yo
But that's just how the Dav rolls
These chicks (Ho's) want that Sausage
So I give them that Salcice
I'll take one of each like
Gimme every color I can't decide
Let's do it, fuck talkin
Got no car, we walkin
And I'm takin the bus with my bus pass
Like I'm ballin Shot callin
We fucked up, we blacked out,
Don't stop till we pass out
Got a hundred fifty dollars in my bank account
Buy a round of drinks and I'm tapped out
But my girls down, middle fingers up
And they're still down for whatever
Buy a cheap bottle from Rite Aid
everyone throw in put our money together
I'm DAVIN DELL”OSA
I wear SYC FUK cause I'm a sick fuck
She's blowin me and she's all about it
I'm Italian yo, Fuuugetaboutit!
Now that's Miko

LOOK AT YOU, NOW LOOK AT US
ALL MY ninjas ARE broke AS FUCK
All my ninja's are broke as fuck

Never talk to the cops
But I'll wave when Im passin
The watch on my wrist is dead
Like good ol Michael Jackson
All the bitches that be hangin
Got so many worries
All of them dont even drive
they cant afford insurance
Ho, whats your name whats your sign,
Broke ass bitch
Motherfuckers cant even buy me a sandwhich
Yeah I eat at 711
We be killen them hot dogs
Tonight McDonalds again and
Yo I got Molly, shitty coke
Nyquil and some dirt weed
Call me Mr Cheap Man
I can't afford that Cali Green
Got a white girl with big titties
And she aint never had a job
I got another girl with a fat ass
She's broke as fuck but she's hot
And you know I got that fake gold
Knock off Gucci's how I roll
Nike Cortez on my feet
Ive been rockin since 2003'
And even though I don't pop bottles
Never gonna waste champagne
I'll make it rain with a stack of napkins
And everyone goes insane

Got a Rad ass chick with a Rad ass booty
Takin her home with another little cutie
Anybody ever knew me everybody knows that
Party at my place everybody gets Blacked ..Out
Here we go Lets all take shots
Put Popov in a bottle of goose
Got wild turkey lets all get loose
ROR Raugh Out Roud
If you want wine I got 2 buck chuck
Want Crystal your shit outta luck
Drink Moon shine and get fucked up
Fill it up Pass the cup
One time for them snobby bitches
That's the shit I don't like
We eatin over here yo
Fuck around and have a food fight
And that's Miko

Look at You now look at us
All My Ninjas are Broke as Fuck
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