Song Parodies -> A Bone Through Her Hose
"A Bone Through Her Nose" Based on the performance by Richard Thompson
"A Bone Through Her Hose" Parody by Rudee A girl with the weirdest of bad luck: She's horny and beautiful, but she never gets any sex.
Oh the dudes on the corner really look her up and down when she comes out to play
Yet strangely enough no matter how she tries she doesn't get laid Last year she was the pageant queen but nothin' else happened It's time to cast off panties, bra and hope for some tappin' She's as horny as a girl can be She's a sexual animal, yes indeed But she's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose Never had a bone through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose Never had a bone through her hose, through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose Oh she gets dolled up and she looks so hot it would knock you right down Then a busy womanizer just scoops her up for a night on the town In his apartment, they're both undressing, oh, now she's gonna sing She's reachin' for that PENIS then the damn fire bell rings She's as horny as a girl can be She's a sexual animal, yes indeed But she's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose No! Well, her ma writes sex books, she wrote one once, ‘cause she wanted to screw She tried to do porn, but they all said, “We just don't need you.” Her new boyfriend's so afraid of disease she can't even give him head In a few decades she'll go through menopause and then she'll be dead She's as horny as a girl can be She's a sexual animal, yes indeed But she's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose, through her hose She's never had a bone through her hose She's never had a, Oh she's never had a, Oh Your Vote Counts
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