Nothing special.
Not upgradable.
Piece of shit (shit)
586 (586),
Redmond (mond), oh damn (damn)

She she, she want it, I want to get rid of her
Maybe donate her to Goodwill
I bought it (but) my PCs, breaking down
I bought it, throw'n money around

Verse 1

She work it girl, she workin' slow
She's booting slow, specs too low
She slow as hell, a waste of dough
She taking up space out on the floor
My money money, she wasting, wasting
Machine barely handles copy/pasting
Make you want format and put Slackware on it
You want an iMac to replace it
Now don't stop, get it, get it
The way she lag make you want to kick it
Sub-7ed by some script kiddie
Registry's fucked up from whatever did it
Much less PC than you're used to
Clippy know's just how to move to annoy you
Should never ordered it from Fingerhut
that spinning hourglass won't ever stop

Never ready, when you need it she won't boot
And my info, my info, I know it's here somewhere
On the late night, till daylight the downloads running
If you have the time, download all the text files you want

Chorus

Baby this a new age, dual core's the new craze
Let's get together maybe we can get an upgrade
This Pentium II is kinda lazy, it don't do NT justice baby
Why don't you come over here, you got me saying

Aayooh
I'm tired of old technology, why don't you sell it on eBay?

Aayooh
I'm tired of old technology, I need something with USB

Ooh, she needs it, uh uh, she needs it
Ooh, she needs it, uh uh, she needs it
Ooh, she needs it, uh uh (soo), I got to give her more RAM

Vista, your price, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Vista, your price, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Vista, your price, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Vista, your price, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you

Verse 2

Got a thing for that thing she got
I'm not sure, maybe it's an ISA slot
Boot it up, CPU hot
I ain't got to move, I can sit and watch
believe me, its plain to see
it bluescreen on me,
Corrupt file system hosed all my spreadsheets
When Office loads, I'm ready to go
Mac OS 7 ain't this slow
I'm web serving off NT 4.


Now that should be against the law
Backplane died, modem fried, breaking down(down down)
I don't like, when Windows moves my icons all around
Different style, different theme, missing DLLs make me scream
I hate thinking about how little I can do with you
Let's try and switch between different applications
From Paint, to Solitaire in 30 seconds

Chorus

Baby this a new age, dual core's the new craze
Let's get together maybe we can get an upgrade
This Pentium II is kinda lazy, it don't do XP justice baby
Why don't you come over here, you got me saying

Aayooh
I'm tired of old technology, why don't you sell it on eBay? Aayooh
I'm tired of old technology, I need something that has USB

Ooh, she needs it, oh no she needs it
Ooh, she needs it, oh no, she needs it
Ooh, she needs it, oh no (soo), I got to give her more RAM

Vista, your price, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Vista, your price, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Vista, your price, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you
Vista, your price, you got me hypnotized, let me tell you