Song Parodies -> Last Resort
"Last Resort" Based on the performance by Papa Roach
"Last Resort" Parody by Thick Shady
Cut my sock into pieces.
This is my last resort.
Masturbation,
No breeding,
Don't walk in the room 'cuz I'm stroking my weenie.
This is my last resort.

Cut my sock into pieces,
I've reached my last resort
Masturbation no breeding.
Don't give a fuck if my parents walk in.
Don't they even care that I'm strokin'?
Would it be wrong or be alright,
If I borrowed some porn tonight.
Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
Girls and goats are not right.

'Cuz I'm losing my sight,
Losing my mind,
Wish somebody tell I'd go blind.
Losing my sight.
Losing my mind.
Wish somebody tell I'd go blind.

I never realized I was meant to be,
The guy known as a porno freak.
Hurry got to watch my movie just a peak.
She's blowing some guy while he takes a leak.
It all started when I walked in on my brother,
Loving himself with a coke bottle
Watchin'
A video called Butt Slutz Nineteen
I knew then I'd get used to the jerking.

'Cuz I'm losing my sight,
Losing my mind,
Wish somebody tell I'd go blind.
Losing my sight.
Losing my mind.
Wish somebody tell I'd go blind.

Nothing's alright.
Nothing is fine.
I've got hairy palms and I'm blind.
I'm blind.
I'm blind.
I'm blind.

I HAVE NO SIGHT,
TOUCH IT ALL NIGHT.

Cut my sock into pieces.
This is my last resort.
Masturbation,
No breeding,
Don't walk in the room 'cuz I'm stroking my weenie.
Would it be wrong or be alright,
If I borrowed some porn tonight.
Chances are that I might.
Mutilation out of sight,
Girls and goats are not right.

'Cuz I'm losing my sight,
Losing my mind,
Wish somebody tell I'd go blind.
Losing my sight.
Losing my mind.
Wish somebody tell I'd go blind.

Nothing's alright.
Nothing is fine.
I've got hairy palms and I'm blind.

I HAVE NO SIGHT! TOUCH IT ALL NIIIGHT!!!

Can't go on.
Hairy palms.
I have no sight.
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