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"Polka Your Eyes Out" Based on the performance by Weird Al Yankovic
"The Polka Is Dead" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno

Rock the polka of love
rock the polka of love
oh when I do
I wanna say 'rock the polka of love'
oh, if it's great for you

Hey

(KAZOO): Do-do-do-der-do-do-der-do

A sex song is what you've going to write
I can write some Green Day shit new song baby
new song, homie, new song

Fuck the mother down
Fuck the mother down
F-F-F-F
oh, Lord

That's me in the shower
that's me in 1993, eating my own arm
Tasted bad
and I don't know if I did taste it
Oh no, I jizzed my trousers
loving my own eyes

The girls, the girls I met in high school
in 1992 were fuckin' misery
Yeah

I am not Lorena
I am not Lorena
I saw her on BBC 2 crying like shit
(F-F-F-Fuck oo)

Exit Russia
here we go
here I am
off to fuckin' Deutschland

This is your last chance in 2011 to do Weird Al
Weird Al, baby
had his albums, where have they now

She's my Aussie pie
lookin' so hot like DFS
green eyes aren't where I made a crowded fan cry
like wah-wah-wah
Oh

Fuck you too

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